I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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