What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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