You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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