well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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