After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just want nice things and good sex
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket