i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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