Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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