I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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