Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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