me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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