Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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