Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What a fucking waste of an outfit
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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