OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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