Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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