He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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