Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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