And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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