i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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