Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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