If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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