Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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