Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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