im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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