There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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