Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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