it hurts more in the daytime
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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