everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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