Are we in a gay sports bar?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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