its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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