I've blown a few things in my day
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I got inside last night via doggy door
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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