My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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