I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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