somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
someone owes me an orgasm
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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