I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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