We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
