it was like his penis was on wheels.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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