: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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