just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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