Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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