I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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