You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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