If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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