You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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