i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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