ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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