Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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