Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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