on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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