he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you win again, gameday.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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