Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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