I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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