I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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