how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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