Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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